Have you ever wondered

Millard: Did you guys hear about the italian chef that died today?

Jacob: He pasta way.

Millard: ...

Emma: He ran out if thyme

Millard: ...

Olive: Here today, gone tomato

Millard: ... Stop

Hugh: his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it.

Millard: seriously, stop.

Bronwyn: We never sausage a tragedy

Millard: Please stop it.

Enoch: Ashes to ashes, crust to crust

Millard: Guys.

Claire: There's just not mushroom for italian chefs these days.

Millard: Horace help me out here!

Horace: No way, this is too good.

Millard: I'm telling the bird.

Everyone: Wait, no

Feb 16, 2017

Horace: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here let's leave immediately" why are elephants more advanced than us?

Enoch: We do have a specific noise, it sound like "there are bees here let's leave immediately"

Hugh: I am offended.

Feb 16, 2017

"People think that I am cruel but really I have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually I collect them."

- Enoch (via incorrectmphfpcquotes)

(via asunseenasmillard)

Feb 16, 2017

<p> Enoch: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Millard: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Hugh: smad</p>

Feb 16, 2017

peculiarpeoples:

Olive and Claire become OBSESSED with frozen.
Olive and Claire forcing the others to reenact Frozen
Olive and Claire arguing over who gets to be Elsa.
Olive and Claire arguing over if Enoch should play Hans or Kristoff (because who else would play Kristoff)
Bronwyn playing Kristoff
Enoch some how being Sven when he’s not Hans
Horace is Olaf and he. is. KILLING IT

(via asunseenasmillard)

Feb 16, 2017

I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

dont-forget-the-pie-bitch:

dhdrawings:
foreveralonelyangel:
finnickthefanfnaf:
Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.
Noone would care 🙀
I would care
i care.

(via asunseenasmillard)

Feb 16, 2017

micdotcom:
“Parents and students alike have welcomed Garella with open arms. (x)
”

micdotcom:

Parents and students alike have welcomed Garella with open arms. (x)

(Source: facebook.com, via asunseenasmillard)

Feb 16, 2017

harry-shum:
“#911 hello #what’s the emergency #magnus was initiating the kiss #MAGNUS WAS INITIATING THE KISS!!!
”

harry-shum:

#911 hello #what’s the emergency #magnus was initiating the kiss #MAGNUS WAS INITIATING THE KISS!!!

Feb 16, 2017

thatadhdfeel:

Tadhdfw someone breathes too loudly and you feel like you are gonna have a slight panic aTacK

Feb 16, 2017

shittyidea:

Working retail

(Source: shittyidea, via shittyidea)

Feb 16, 2017

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:
feliznaviderek:
hasscapo:
dylmao:
*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on
im a guy
Oops lol no thank you
I never offered to give you anything

(Source: wetfag, via bibbidy-bobbidy-bitch)

Feb 16, 2017

thefaeriefolk:

Dreamer by Nadia Strelkina

Feb 16, 2017

hawkwoman:
“I respect all of those [Batman] movies, Christopher Nolan did an incredible job, Christian Bale did an incredible job, Tim Burton did an incredible job. At a certain point you have to look forward and try to believe in your own vision for...

hawkwoman:

_{I respect all of those [Batman] movies, Christopher Nolan did an incredible job, Christian Bale did an incredible job, Tim Burton did an incredible job. At a certain point you have to look forward and try to believe in your own vision for it and not be looking over your shoulder the whole time. I go into that movie with a tremendous amount of respect for the people who came before me.}

(via bhucewayne)

Feb 16, 2017

Have you ever wondered

Call me Rhi. INFP. Come talk to me! (Also go check out the My Works page!)

I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.